Ladies! With the right attitude you can have the guy you want

[miranda]

If you are a girl, guys are kind of strange to our way of thinking. If they are trying to hit on you, nothing much that you say is gonna move them. Believe me, I tried.

Must be some sort of testosterone thing that makes the difference. Take me. I’m 57 years old and still quite cute. I have 25 year old guys hitting on me all the time. Don’t believe .. well, it’s real. It is real. I know … I took many of those 25 year old guys home and they have fun. I have fun. It’s a cool night.

Do I want to keep them? No I don’t. For a long term thing, it’s just not gonna work out. I know that. They know that. There’s a meeting of minds on that point.

But older guys, maybe 42 or so, who are not that good looking .. they somehow think I am gonna be grateful that they hit on me. That I am gonna go all wobbly at the knees when they buy me a drink. I already know they’re married and just looking for a quick bit on the side from an unsuspecting lady. Actually I’m not at all unsuspecting, I’m just uninterested in 42 year old men for a quickie.

And even if they wanted a serious relationship .. honestly, I’ve been married twice and am so grateful to be single again there is no way that I would be interested in a 42 year old unless he had the charisma of George Clooney. So far I never met one who did!

What they don’t realise is that the kind of sex appeal I have, also appeals to their 25 year old, cute-face, sexy body brothers. So if I’m gonna have a one night stand, guess who I’m gonna take. You got it, the 25 year old with the indefatigable lead in his pencil. I may not be his age anymore, but I can still appreciate a body that looks perfect and equipment which is working 100% as it should.

Ladies, never believe it is all over when you hit 40. I am testament to that fact. I’m not suggesting you let yourself go. No I am not. My body is the same as it was, roughly speaking, when I was 30. The face, well, the face is not too lined, but the skin does go a bit saggier. What can you do? I did not have any facelift yet.

I guess what I’m saying is, if you want to play till you are a ripe age, then look after your body and believe in yourself. Your spirit will shine through, your naughtiness is even better at 57 than it was at 30, and so long as you are refined in a certain way, and love humankind as your kindred spirits, then it is never going to go wrong for you. Have fun, take whoever you want, but never get attached.

This is the key to being single at 40++ and having fun. Ladies, enjoy the naughty forties. I’m still looking for a suitable rhyme to encapsulate the fun I’m having in my fifties.

And if a 40 something man tells you he just wants to sit next to you and talk to you and he really only does want to do that .. please email me! So far I found that is just so much BS, and regardless of what you tell that guy – (my favourite line is, “sorry my policy is that I only go with 6’7” NBA black basketballers”) – they will play along for 2 minutes and then say something like “but if you change your mind ….”

I rest my case. Like I said .. men and women are different and a man that sits next to you in a bar is probably going to try his best to hit on you whichever way he can.

That’s nature I guess.