40 ways to describe an idiot.

[Alauria]

1. A few fries short of a happy meal.
2. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
3. A few bricks shy of a full load.
4. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
5. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.
6. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
7. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
8. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
9. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
10. A few clowns short of a circus.
11. If he had another brain it would be lonely.
12. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
13. An expirement in Artificial Stupidity.
14. A few beers short of a six-pack.
15. Dumber than a box of hair.
16. A few peas short of a casserole.
17. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.
18. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
19. One taco short of a combination plate.
20. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
21. All foam no beer.
22. The cheese slid off of his cracker.
23. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
24. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
25. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
26. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
27. As smart as bait.
28. Chimney's clogged.
29. Her sewing machine is out of thread.
30. His antenna doesn't get all of the channels.
31. Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
32. No grain in the silo.
33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
35. Receiver is off the hook.
36. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
37. Skylight leaks a little.
38. Slinky's kinked.
39. Surfing in Nebraska.
40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.

[Last Man Standing]

a few cards short of a deck

so stupid he got run over by a parked car

[luvnflatts]

i can do it in...does that count


hubby...lol

[darkness3200]

forgets how to turn off the sink and asked someone how to turn it off. :wave:

[Alauria]

lol good one Darkness3200

[darkness3200]

thanks very much :)

[rt49andellis]

forgets how to turn off the sink and asked someone how to turn it off. :wave:

LOL
Why'z that sound like he's talking directly to me? Just feelin guilty I guess...

[Alauria]

Their flotation devices already sunk...

[rt49andellis]

Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

[rt49andellis]

Oh my gosh -- How'd we not think of this earlier .....

You could just call them Copy Cat ..... aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaaaa

No I'm just kidding. We all know Copy Cat's no idiot :)

[darkness3200]

thinks air is the foe during a meeting so he trys to fight it by holding his breath and ends up having CPR done to him but he keeps holding his breath and ends up dead


gezz what an air head lol air head

[rt49andellis]

thinks air is the foe during a meeting so he trys to fight it by holding his breath and ends up having CPR done to him but he keeps holding his breath and ends up dead


gezz what an air head lol air head
Hahaaaa.... Funny .... and pun points to boot!

[darkness3200]

wha??? what do you mean by pun points to boot is that bad or something

[rt49andellis]

Pun points.... you get points for your little pun.

To boot meant also

So translated, what I said was "Hahaaaa.... Funny..... and you also get points for the funny pun"

[darkness3200]

so im guessing they are good what do you use the pun points for though:dunce:

[rt49andellis]

Yeah - they're good. Uhm......... it was just really a "thumbs up - good job with coming up with a funny pun"

[darkness3200]

ohh...................ok....................sorry for that i didnt mean to look really stupid as i just made myself wow that was so stupid of me


also another way to describe an idoit is the way i was acting........................lol so umm sorry again

[rt49andellis]

ohh...................ok....................sorry for that i didnt mean to look really stupid as i just made myself wow that was so stupid of me


also another way to describe an idoit is the way i was acting........................lol so umm sorry again
LOL! No No .... you didn't look like an idiot. I should've explained myself better. :)

[darkness3200]

well thats alright and i should have not acted that way to you well so hows it been for you lately

[Ahomelessman]

Ahomelessman is a good way to decribe a idiot :eek:

[rt49andellis]

Ahomelessman is a good way to decribe a idiot :eek:
I second that motion. :laugh:

[darkness3200]

a person who forgets what there doing in mid doing something is another way

[Ahomelessman]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

[darkness3200]

LOL good one ahomelessman

[rt49andellis]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
lmbo! That really WAS good !!!!!

[Ahomelessman]

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
He's so dense, the light bends around him.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

[Last Man Standing]

HAHA now were getting some good ones [emoticon].

[CopyCat]

lmao !!!
Oh, I hope I can remember some of those when I need them...
They were all classics "On the Streets Dude"... http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/CopyCat_03/68011lz24qt8mu3.gif

[rt49andellis]

lmao !!!
Oh, I hope I can remember some of those when I need them...
They were all classics "On the Streets Dude"... http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/CopyCat_03/68011lz24qt8mu3.gif

That's what I was thinking..... Man I hope I remember some of those.....

[darkness3200]

:banana: :banana: wohoo ya wooo waa waa waa waa woohoohoohoohoo:banana: :banana:

[rt49andellis]

Well HI DARKNESS!!! Welcome back!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad to see you didn't go find another forum. REALLY HAPPY to have you back. :D :D :D

[darkness3200]

im really happy i didnt either because it would be depressing without you guys :dollarsign: :dollarsign: :dollarsign: :dollarsign:

[darkness3200]

another way to describe an idiot is to try to swat a fly during a meeting and end up swating your boss

[CopyCat]

lol !!!
Yes I could see that meeting ending very badly...

http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/swat_w.jpg

[darkness3200]

also another way to describe an idiot is to keep yelling out **** that sucked during a play outload when there playing man that would be really stupid to say **** that sucked out like that